I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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