i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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