Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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