I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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