Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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