When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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