Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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