Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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