But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize
