I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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