That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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