i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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