she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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