I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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