Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
