I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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