Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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