My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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