If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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