i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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