i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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