just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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