Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
