i would punch a child for taco bell
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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