so that wasnt chicken after all
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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