She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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