You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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