Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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