Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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