She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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