Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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