So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
