Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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