whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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