brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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