Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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