escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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