So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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