we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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