it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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