it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Everything about him screamed your future.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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