I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
