i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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