Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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