this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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