Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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