Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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