Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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