it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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