Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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