The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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